A three minute satire video of downtown Nassau filmed by two Disney Cruises crew members has caused Bahamian officials and newspapers to freak out.
The video, titled “Nassau,” was reportedly filmed by Disney Cruises employees Casey Gill and Joseph Oster. It has been was widely viewed on Facebook this week.
The video shows the two crew members posing as tourists on Bay Street and Junkanoo Beach amidst filth, stinking garbage, drugs, vagrants and derelict buildings with the words “visit nassau / getoutnow or call 1-800-IDONTFEELSAFE,” scrolling across the screen. The video captures what many cruise Nassau Guardianpassengers and tourists feel about Nassau – it’s dirty and dangerous.
Bahamian government officials and some local newspapers reacted to the video in a juvenile manner. Bahamian Tourism Minister Obie Wilchcombe reportedly called the President of Disney Cruises and protested the video. Some newspapers like BahamasNews Ma Bey called for a boycott of Disney and asked that the two young crew members be sacked. 242 Breaking News mocked the crew members and later reported that Disney allegedly terminated them.
The Bahamas’ overblown reaction to the video controversy reflects poorly on Nassau. The truth of the matter is that Nassau, circa 2015, is a dangerous dump. Thinking of cruising there? Watch the uncontroversial video here and catch a glimpse of Nassau without endangering your life.
September 11, 2015 Update: The two Disney Dream crew members previously submitted the video to Disney as part of a cruise sponsored event. The Disney Cruises steering committee approved the video and selected it for the event. Disney subsequently caved into to the yellow journalists in Nassau and not only fired the crew members but took the crew member’s pay and charged them for airfare home in retaliation.
Nassau, the capital of the Commonwealth of the Bahamas, is a city on New Providence Island and a Disney Cruise Line Bahamian Cruise port of call. Guests will experience Old World colonial charm and island recreation at this important commercial and cultural center in the tropics.
Nassau has long stood as a harbor of immense appeal to tourists seeking its agreeable climate, natural beauty, world-class leisure and scintillating nightlife. Its proximity to the United States—just 180 miles off the coast of Miami, Florida—has also helped secure its status as a popular holiday resort.
Things to See and Do
Upon your visit, you and your family will experience all the pleasures that have made this Bahamian getaway so well-loved and well-frequented. Nassau boasts outstanding shops and breathtaking beaches where you can spend a glorious afternoon sunbathing, swimming and relaxing on the soft sands.
In Nassau’s famed Old Town, find the city’s Parliament Building, painted an interesting pink and helmed by a statue of Queen Victoria—a remnant and reminder of the island’s British colonial past. A tour around the island—paid or self-guided—will reveal interesting old forts to explore, including the historic Fort Fincastle.
Local Culture and Flavor
After you’ve gotten a taste of Nassau’s old history through its landmarks, you can immerse yourself in the local culture that has grown up around colonial roots and island influences by shopping for souvenirs and handicrafts on historic Bay Street. Quirky boutiques and jewelry stores line this commercial center, with jaw-dropping bargains to boot.
When you’ve worked up an appetite, real Bahamian fare is readily available at numerous restaurants to be found around the sites most visited by adventurous tourists. Fresh lobster and other seafood dishes distinguish the local cuisine.
Past and Present
The history that has shaped present-day Nassau is endlessly intriguing. In the 17th century, pirates—including the infamous Blackbeard—dominated the territory, before civilization was restored in the 1700s and Nassau began to prosper.
Unique charms and quirky architecture can be observed around the island—relics of vibrant eras come and gone. Today you’ll find much of Nassau’s past preserved in Old Town, with its colorful structures in Caribbean style and curiously abandoned buildings. The modern age, however, has seen much of the tourism concentrate on the coast, where the beaches teem with excited vacationers and water-sport enthusiasts.
If what you seek is the simplest and purest of tropical pleasures while staying in the Bahamas, Nassau is a divine destination choice.